I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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