Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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