No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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