he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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