brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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