Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
