Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You can make out without kissing
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