I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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