haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
this hospital has no fireball
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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