I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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