that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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