Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Boobs are out for the taking
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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