i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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