Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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