I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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