after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize