____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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