Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
