didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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