I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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