Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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