so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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