I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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