omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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