At least make sure they are 18
Why
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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