They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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