I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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