Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
