Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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