More tranny stories later!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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