there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
soo... how was my night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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