Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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