I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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