Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
As shirtless as possible
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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