Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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