TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
that is very illegal...i love you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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