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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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