I think i peed on brittanys purse
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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