What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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