he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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