sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
