I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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