He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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