You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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