i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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