hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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