My hand turned me down
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
