he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
MIDGETS
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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