You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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