ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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