I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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