Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
