There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
