I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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