It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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