So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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