i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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